Why do we monitor I&O?

How do you fill an intake output chart?

What do we pay the hospital for?

And this: It sounds like it's time for a second opinion. This is the first line of a joke that I read in one of Dave Bonta's letters. I had never heard of Dave Bonta, and I was confused. So confused I asked one of my older and wiser professors about him. Oh, Dave Bonta, he said. He's the kind of guy who goes to a comedy show and then, during the set break, does the splits on stage.

The what? You know, the splits. The ones where you go into a split on stage.

What's that called? You mean when you jump up and then sit back down? No, the ones when you make an arm move towards your face, then back away from your face, and then move back and forth from your shoulder to your ear, and finally all the way back to your shoulder. That's called the splits. What are you talking about?

Nothing. Forget I told you.

As the weeks progressed I learned more and more. Dave Bonta was a comic, not a comedian. A true stand-up comedian, who could hold a room full of people in complete (and I mean complete) laughter for more than twenty minutes.

I saw his act three or four times a year for about fifteen years. I began seeing him as a kid, and when I got to his stage act, I finally understood why people were laughing. Sure, he told jokes - many jokes - but they were really just springboards for his larger act. If I were in a roomful of people, I'd usually just start laughing anyway. There was no sense in forcing it. But a few weeks ago, Dave invited me to perform with him for a small event in Chicago. Now he's been retired a long time, so he doesn't tell jokes. He goes out, and they all laugh.

There's a book called When You Go Back in the Morning by Dave Bonta.

What is an IO chart?

An IO chart is a special kind of pie chart. Unlike the standard pie chart, the slices in an IO chart are labelled with percentages instead of numeric values. Each slice represents an IO rate, or request for disk I/O, to an online database. The size of each slice depends on how much I/O each individual user submitted during that time interval.

Why you might want an IO chart. Every online database comes with a unique list of all of its IO charts, which can help you determine how many users are contributing the most to your database and the most I/O. The following examples will all show you a sample IO chart. I will add in more than 20 slices like this: # Show the number of concurrent requests # in this minute, for only one user and hour of the day "User" = 'tb'. # Show the number of concurrent requests # in this minute, for only one user and hour of the day "Hour" = "12:00". # Show the number of concurrent requests # in this minute, for only one user and day of the week "Day" = "Sunday". # Show the number of concurrent requests # in this minute, for all days of the week in the current month. # Show the number of concurrent requests # in this minute, for all days of the week in the current year. # Show the number of concurrent requests # in this minute for all months in the current year. Def showio(user, hours, day, month, year): """Returns a single graph showing number of requests per minute for all the day of the week. From all the months in the current year. """ df = readsqlcsv('concurrentrequests.csv', user=''.format(user), hours=''.format(hours), day=''.format(day), month=''.format(month), year=''.columns = colnames total = df.